Category Archives: Politics

Just musing here.

I always hear “arguments” against gay marriage with all these wild claims of “next, people will be marrying dogs and the world will end and there’ll be no more babies if same-sex marriage is legal in America.” But.. other countries have already made same-sex marriage legal. We can look directly at existing examples and evidence [...]

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Who are the 99 percent?

“I did everything I was supposed to and I have nothing to show for it.” It’s not the arrests that convinced me that “Occupy Wall Street” was worth covering seriously. Nor was it their press strategy, which largely consisted of tweeting journalists to cover a small protest that couldn’t say what, exactly, it hoped to [...]

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To all Occupy Wall Street participants, here is the key to your victory… (for serious)

Guys, listen. Here’s the deal. I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you. Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis Seriously. polos and khakis. Every time you guys DO finally get some fucking press, it’s [...]

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Don’t vote for cancer.

If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kinda like saying, “this guy can’t cure cancer. I’m gonna vote for cancer.” – Alex Baze I know I’ve shared this elsewhere, but goddamn I love it.

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Tea partiers are whiny bitches.

I was going to talk more about this, but I lost steam. Basically, the Tea Partiers’ (I still like “tea-baggers” better!) plight is moot. They have excess while there are way more people who have not enough. Therefore, I will have no sympathy for the tea partiers, because there are people more deserving of my [...]

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