Guys, listen. Here’s the deal.
I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you.
Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis
Seriously. polos and khakis. Every time you guys DO finally get some fucking press, it’s a scrawny dude with dreads in a ratty t-shirt. You’re going big here, dress it. Tomorrow, Polo shirt and Khakis. (more…)
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To all Occupy Wall Street participants, here is the key to your victory… (for serious)
Tea partiers are whiny bitches.
I was going to talk more about this, but I lost steam. Basically, the Tea Partiers’ (I still like “tea-baggers” better!) plight is moot. They have excess while there are way more people who have not enough. Therefore, I will have no sympathy for the tea partiers, because there are people more deserving of my sympathy, my support, and my attention.
This is all I have to say, and then I am done: Call the fucking waaaambulance. And go volunteer at a soup kitchen.
This is for you, tea partiers.