To all Occupy Wall Street participants, here is the key to your victory… (for serious)

Guys, listen. Here’s the deal. I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you. Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis Seriously. polos and khakis. Every time you guys DO finally get some fucking press, it’s [...]

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Tea partiers are whiny bitches.

I was going to talk more about this, but I lost steam. Basically, the Tea Partiers’ (I still like “tea-baggers” better!) plight is moot. They have excess while there are way more people who have not enough. Therefore, I will have no sympathy for the tea partiers, because there are people more deserving of my [...]

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